Sexual Harrassment

Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I’m gonna have to report you. For giving me a serious boner.

Hank Moody - Californication

A Pleasure?

Well, you know how they say 'It's been a pleasure'? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Breaking Bad

Mr. Brain

Ah, Percy. The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but mr. Brain has long since departed.

Edmund Blackadder - Blackadder II

Mrs. Neil Patterson

Well, I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally I took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.

Stephen Fry [vox pop] - A Bit OF Fry And Laurie

Weird

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

Donnie Darko

Talent

You know what talent is? The curse of expectation.

Stephen King - The Mist

Devil's trick

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects

Damn!

Damn, double damn, and an extra pint of damn for the weekend! 

John - A Bit Of Fry And Laurie

I AM The Danger!

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White - Breaking Bad

Will you?

Look, Skyler, I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass. You know, I’d appreciate it. I really would.

Walter White - Breaking Bad

The Meaning Of Life

Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life: Well, it's nothing very special. Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life